Cloning Dinosaurs On Private Island Off The Coast Of Costa Rica
Pros:
—Respect from grandchildren
—Makes that reserve they’ve got down in Kenya look like a petting zoo
—You control their chromosomes; it’s actually quite simple
Cons:
—You don’t have control; you never did—that’s the illusion
—Spared no expense
—The guaranteed interference of Jeff Goldblum
31 Oct 2009 / Reblogged from hatethefuture with 115 notes
I could write a book on the guaranteed interference of Jeff Goldblum
by hatethefuture
Replace “Jeff Goldblum” with “Karthik Kakarala.”