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Facebook messages from 2005/2006:  

obsolete ex-boyfriends depicted in deluded, purple prose; lotta Lysistrata references; earnest recaps of now-notorious parties; terrible advice both given and received; complex theories of personality spun from nothing other than sartorial signifiers; horrifying, detached analysis of people I now know well; girls getting described as “sweet but blah” or ”cruel-seeming but might have friend potential soon!”; on boys: “remembers everything I tell him” and “think he thinks I have a facile mind”; on women: “did not say one interesting or funny thing all night. kill me”; men getting described only insofar as their jobs and personalities seem ”tragically at odds.”  

General tone? Deranged self-seriousness. 

by bluefugate